2mellow

@2mellow

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I'm still traumatised by the old man I saw masturbate in traffic this morning. I need the holy water. I can't!
His 'facts' sound diluted RT @liberatormag: Young Guru on Niggas in Paris vs Niggas in Poorest http://t.co/tUHCtMJj
Lol! RT @markleggett: Do us all a favour and hang at least one car air freshener from your dreadlocks.
*cries in hands* RT @MelanieCarmen: Saint Germain comes on the radio. Delicious evening. Enchanting city. Sweet times.
tltltl! RT @khayadlanga: The silent "L" in salmon is going to continue confusing blacks for years to come.
HA BA SHWE!!! RT @fanamokoena: To all your enemies and ill-wishers: Ha ba shwe!!!
"All of man's problems come from his inability to sit quietly in a room alone" - Blaise Pascal
I trust your work RT @NeRdArMy: Glory - Jay-Z feat. Blue Ivy Carter produced by The Neptunes http://t.co/mDrT7Ztr
tltltl! RT @sboshmafu: When you feel the overwhelming urge to Twitlonger, take it to Facebook.
ACHU!!! RT @ThomasGumede: Your life expectancy is similar to that of a Jewish foreskin. #punchlines
LOL! RT @HaHaWhitePPL: I just scratched your mom off of my to-do list.
• sometimes I feel like I want to go back to the beginning and start all over again •
Hahahahahahahahaha! RT @ltdn: LMAO! RT @LewEvil: That's a weird place to want your mom! RT @kirst_leigh: In bed, and want my mom.. ☹
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! RT @rodney_at_large: I wrote a joke about sex but I don't get it.
Yeah! Just like owning a camera doesn't make one a photographer. RT @sboshmafu: Owning a guitar doesn't make you a musician.
| She writes words. He sings music |
Prince William is SO hot. Actually.