3rdmartini

@3rdmartini

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Lana Del Ray looks exactly like the older sister in Sixteen Candles who was on muscle relaxants at her wedding.
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What a horrible world we live in when we can't call an extended brainstorming session a "concentration camp."
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Seems to me that "flipping the biscuit" sounds like some sort of euphemism for something that would make this joke funny.
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.@timmyfisher and I discuss the beginnings of @wearemk12 and how their work has influenced the mograph industry

http://t.co/PWR8LXCK
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Hey, #smckc, there's a fundraiser for a cause dear to a friend's heart that I'd appreciate help in spreading the word: http://t.co/Ouf8piiQ
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Apparently I'm supposed to follow everyone I've unfollowed over the years.

Thanks, Twitter.
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I am the Pabst Blue Ribbon of lawn care.
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Cashier: Pink Stuff dressing. How's this taste?
Me: Like a unicorn wrapped in a rainbow Snuggie.
C: ...
M: Oversold it, didn't I?
C: Maybe.
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You've got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. Know when to open a roasted chicken chain.
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Anyone have any size 40 skinny jeans? I'm asking for a friend.
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I had the weirdest dream that @Mike_FTW, @indefensible and I were doing a podcast from a car, "Pump Up The Volume"-style.
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Also, if you don't watch the @mulegirl episode, @mike_ftw will draw dicks on you.
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I had a girlfriend who let me cram it in the boot once. Her trunk never shut right after that. #acbowl
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Well, @quinnk, isn’t it just like you to make something about you into something about you.

You are SO needy.
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Great opening line for a book:

Sure, she was just a "Walgreens cashier", but for one night in July she rocked my world like no other.
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.@frageelay wants to be the camp director for your creative ambitions.

http://t.co/ReKClE4o
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.@austinkleon and I discuss all the ways we can stop the messy divorce between words and pictures.

http://t.co/MHKQVWNF
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I learned a lot about the fundamentals of improv over coffee with @scottconnerly. You'll learn a lot too.

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Did you know truly creative ideas make you feel sick? @jacobedenfield and I discuss this phenomenon.

http://t.co/jpUtwPJ0
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He's tall *and* he's smart. @rawle42 lays down the PM law. *Great* read. http://cog.gd/27j
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