A_Peabody

@A_Peabody

Judy Graham

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If you remember sniffing the teacher handouts when they had that purple ink from the mimeograph machines, you get me.
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I'm at that awkward age. I have too many wrinkles to be pretty and not enough to be interesting.
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Horrifying police brutality: Family Guy writer's account of his @OccupyLA arrest - http://t.co/n2U2mQDD #OccupyLA
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Things I'm grateful for: When the electricity goes off, the toilet still flushes.
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I'm coming to realize that while I may never be wildly popular, I can aspire to be mildly appreciated.
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Knock on teacher's lounge door at lunch reveals a girl wearing pink leggings. Says I, "Who ordered the cheerleader?" Got laughs.
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Perhaps we should blame his parents. They named him Tiger, after all, so what did they expect him to chase after… puppy?
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Some people should come with a warning label.
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Inside all adults are scared children playing pretend.
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"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." M. L. King Jr., Letter from Birmingham Jail, Apr 16, 1963 @angryarabiya #bahrain
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Poll says Fox is most trusted name in news, the most obvious evidence yet that our schools are not teaching thinking skills.
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Sarah Palin reminds me of my dad. He never finished anything he started, either.
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When they put our tweets in the Library of Congress, will we be filed under fiction or nonfiction?
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Wow, I'm doing something wrong. How does someone with three tweets have over 400 followers? Clearly, I am working too hard at this.
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Conan situation is like moving into a house only to learn the former owner wants to keep the master bedroom and have you sleep in the attic.
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Mubarak, if you need advice on how to leave office before your term is up, call Sarah Palin.
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For the record, I am funnier in person, but prettier on Twitter.
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So, has anyone checked to see if Sarah Palin was flying over Arkansas recently?
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Most moralists are hiding something.
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Just read a really, really bad poem on a student blog. About all I can say is it rhymed, and that's not necessarily a good thing.
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