From the people who brought you the Iraq War and didn't bring you bin Laden: Romney 2012.

Confucius's family, the Kongs, has the world's longest father-to-son family tree, now in its 83rd generation since his death in 479 BC.

"@MMFlint: 'Tomorrow I'll have a little surprise for you...' Is it universal healthcare?" Shhh. That's Monday's surprise.

Gov Walker "I'm not worried how history will remember me, because if I have my way there won't be any history teachers.”

My brain: "I want food." My belly: "Me too." My Mouth: "Lets do this." My ass: "I hate you guys."

Please contribute generously to the Allen West retirement fund: http://t.co/GEuJVvzO

Facts don't lie...“@thinkprogress: FACTCHECK: Solar does NOT receive a disproportionate amount of subsidies. Oil does. http://t.co/0Eg6jEIm

I thought I was rising to the occasion but it was an optical illusion.

I could not, at any age, be content to take my place by the fireside and simply look on. Life was meant to be lived. -Eleanor Roosevelt

Stephen King explains how democracy helped to create his wealth to Mitt Romney. You have to read this! http://t.co/7PHOyeNa

PLEASE NOTE: Osama bin Laden has now released more tax returns online than Mitt Romney.

So, are the Hookers in the Secret Service Scandal the "Secret Secret Service"?

RT @emizzi: If you collect a welfare check you should be put to work to earn it workable idea, but gov't needs to provide it. private won't

Try as we might, we can't control what happens to us. But our power lies in our response. In the face of darkness never surrender your light

Smartypants: President Obama's long game strategy with the neoc... http://t.co/YtTADRoq

1 in 5 American women will be raped in her lifetime, 1 in 3.5 will be attacked by a rapist.

And to think I was all for John Edwards when he first started his campaign for president. Wow.

Shorter GOP: Anyone could have gotten bin Laden, except us.

Cartoons of the Day- Mitt Romney’s VP Problems http://t.co/dXppsYat #LatinosforObama #MittRomney #OFA paddy tweet

White Trillium in Ohio. @JohnAtlanta @ACountryGrl @SuperGeeMac #WildFlowers http://t.co/cUPILkr0