Alien_Orifice

@Alien_Orifice

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let us go then you and I, like a patient etherised upon a toaster...Twittering in preference to jigsaws cold sores and hacksaws..
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when twitter refuses to send one of my tweets I imagine they've turned the Shit Filter on.
Twitter is just talking to different bits of your own personality........
Stop using the word cunt all the time.....you cunts....
Is Twitter playing up? All my tweets seem to be utter shite?
I think there may be a bowel movement in the offing...*picks up knitting and hard sudoku and heads for bog*
I need to put some socks on because my feet are cold and not aesthetically pleasing...
Tired, irritable, maybe slightly arsehole-ish.
Somebody's taken all the Kim Jong jokes out of the tin and now there's only the coconut cream left....
My children are talking to each other...I can't hear what they are saying....this worries me...
My mother is talking at me. I am eating cheese biscuits and yawning.
What is the point of fireworks? If you're over three years old you shouldn't be impressed really...