Sreesanth's bad bowling spell is a lot like Sri Lanka's anthem. Just when you think it's about to end, it starts again.

Q: How do you know someone is from IIMs within five minutes of meeting them? A: They tell you.

I had to remind Gary Kristen often that he was in the covers to field against #Sachin not to applaud him. - Hansie Cronje

Sign outside liquor shop: If you love someone today, you will love us someday...

This is the 2nd week of the 2nd month of the 2nd year of the 2nd decade of the 2nd millennium.

You didn't ask "Why only me?" when you were awarded the Padma Shri by Congress government in 2008.

Rajnikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - SOLVE ANY 100! He solved all 150 and wrote: RASCALLA! CHECK ANY 100....;) (via FB)

Hum bhartiyon ki ek khaas aadat ... koi bhi cheez SAAF karni ho toh... "Ek ganda kapda dena!"

Q: How do you know someone is from IIMs within five minutes of meeting them? A: They tell you.

"He's carried the nation for 21 years and it is about time we carried him." - Virat on Sachin.

On the internet, most people understand copyrights as rights to copy.

You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don’t need.

LOL, OMG and FYI have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary - http://bit.ly/fjbzYR

"Dear Math, all those years you made me find your X. Just face it, she's not coming back! I think it's better if you just move on!"

Ever noticed that there's a Ram in Ramadan and an Ali in Diwali :-)

I bet I can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨k­e you wipe your screen

World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter.

Hey everyone, I am starting a blog on #Lightroom for beginners and here is my first post: http://t.co/uxt3ju1s

@rameshsrivats "Tamso maa jyotirgamaya" - Tum so jaao maa mein Jyoti ke pass jaa raha hoon #LousyTranslations

"Twitter is like a fridge. If you’re bored you keep opening & closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good there" -@5tevenw