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The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct. #bpcares
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The bad news- we're being sued by the United States. The good news- they sue in dollars, not pounds. #1.5538
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Safety is our primary concern. Well, profits, then safety. Oh, no- profits, image, then safety, but still- it's right up there.
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This horrible spill wouldn't be happening in the gulf of AMERICA! Arizona knows what I'm talking 'bout!! #fistpound #bpcares
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Please do NOT take or clean any oil you find on the beach. That is the property of British Petroleum and we WILL sue you.
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Oh man, this whole time we've been trying to stop SEAWATER from gushing into our OIL. Stupid Terry was holding the diagram upside down.
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OMG This isss ridciulsus. playing a drinking gamee where we drink a shot everytme we seeee an oily birdddd!!! LOL! so wasted!!11 #pbcares
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What a gorgeous day! The ocean is filled with the most beautiful rainbows! #yourewelcome #bpcares
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Today is the one year anniversary of something happening off the Gulf of Mexico. Looking into it. #bpcares
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Our oil hit Texas beaches yesterday. Fortunately, in 20 years their school books will say nothing happened. #bpcares
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We feel terrible about spilling oil in American waters, we'll make sure the next spill happens where the terrorists live. #bpcares
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BP never used false numbers to downplay the severity of the spill. Also, it happened like 100 years ago, get over it. http://ow.ly/69HPT
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Can we just start calling it the oilcean and move on please? #bpcares
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Please, write your representatives and tell them you've forgotten about the Gulf of Mexico. http://t.co/5jQ897Pj
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Beads are made of plastic and plastic is made of oil. The way we look at it, the ocean owes us some boobage. #FatTuesday
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Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year. We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!
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Just got 100k followers and our oil is headed to Florida. You know what this means... WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD! #bpcares
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I used to have to kick a sandcastle to ruin a child’s day. Now I just throw a match at it. That's progress. ^Tony
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We've created something that will affect your children's children. Can YOU say the same about YOUR life? #nailedit #bpcares
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