Give a fish a fish, they'll just make more fish.

#philosophymovies =done, but here's a #philosophysilkscreen:
"I Went to China to Seek Enlightenment But All I Got Was This Lao Tse T-Shirt!"

Favrd's like heroin addiction: At first, it's a thrill. Then, still so, but being without begins to hurt. Now it's all WHERE MY FUCKIN STARS

I'm the stupidest fucking genius idiot on the planet.

@susanorlean I hear ppl are prepping to evacuate NJ.


Nuthin to do w Irene,they just suddenly realized they live IN NEW JERSEY. #trytheveal

...and to the Republic of hot-dog stands, one Nathan's, under dog, indescribable, with barbecue and mustard for all. PLAY BALL!!!

A person's a person, no matter how Jewish!
Just prick me! I bleed! Yes, no matter how shrewish!
- #SeussSpeare, The Merchant of Who

Some days you're the Ernie, and some days you're the Bert. But either way you're a puppet and just might be gay.

Ooh, c'mon baby, I know you can do it. Slather it on now. Rub it! Work it! Yeah! -Nope. It's true. These dishes AREN'T gonna do themselves

@Favstar Do we bring our USB keys to put in a bowl, or what? Sorry, I'm new to this sort of thing.

When your only loot is dylsexic teetwing, every promelb kools like a fothermucker. Aritime?

I think the secret in life is to always stay gruntled, remain as combobulated as you can, & be just exactly the right amount of whelmed.

Bacon farts sex-with-animals blow-jobs hoboes iPhone-love Mac kitten-consomme & with all this I'm not wearing any pants. Whew. OK, I'm good.

Pass me, I'm Amish.

@hodgman Did you know that Cockney for "old building and loan" is "cold shilling and Joan"? True story.

Merry Christmas, you old Dodge van.

Y'know how on Favrd the little avatars arrange themselves in erratic patterns that change when u reload? Avatar party. With teeny liqueurs.

So they did the Blade Runner Voight-Kampff Empathy test on all the Republican candidates, & its confirmed: ALL REPLICANTS. #andDicks

Of course, this new foodstuff's slow acceptance will be smoothed when Obama fires the PR guy who dubbed the new famine-buster "Death Panera"

Jean-Luc Picardinal #ImprovedAnimals

I'm thinking of starring all those German tweets on Fvrd... y'know, so I can look smart.


Ich bin ein jelly donut!