Wow, the Nyan Cat website works from my phone. He is a green poptart today with a beer on his head.

I never start Twitter beef but @ImMissPawss deserves a kick in the clit.

When a "rapper" has only one song and that song is about haters. #IDontUnderstand

I hate sunny days that are chilly as fuck. It's like mother nature's way of trolling.

People that make a big deal about other people swearing need to sit down.

KONY MUST EAT DA POO POO.

Urmila Mutton-kar #EatBollywood @MTVIndia @BollywoodGandu

Dear parents, stop referring to all my friends by their ethnicity, religion, nationality and skin colour. They have names.

I am so happy. =)

#twittergrouphug @TehBhav @Teerma @nattner @Sodhivine @jashanmakan @lizarru

IT HAS ARRIVED. NEW CULTURE SHOCK MEDLEY MUSIC VIDEO! http://t.co/oEgpFB5p

Don't be fooled by your emptiness. There's so much more room for happiness.

#HouseOfBaboons. Tomorrow.

YOU GUYS, @SODHIVINE HAS A NEW REMIX!! LIKE, COMMENT, SHARE!!!!! http://t.co/rkFghPvo

Here's the specific trolling session @TehBhav and I just had. http://t.co/tJA1m8uA

I bet everyone has forgotten that tomorrow's "Make KONY Famous Day."

NEW @SODHIVINE REMIX OF @RAGHAVWORLDWIDE'S "FIRE" IS RELEASED!! http://t.co/pDpm8Ytl

I wonder how pissed off @TehBhav will be if I unfollow him right now. =P

One of the best sets of top YouTube comments I've ever seen. http://t.co/GUtyV2yx

RGM - Ex'd Up Drum Roll [CULTURE SHOCK Medley]: http://t.co/uGezViHs