@ArsenalGent Samir Nasri rotates the square on Tetris #NasriFacts

Just wondering if the people opposing gay marriage realise they don't HAVE to marry a gay person if they don't want to?

@SirGrahamHenry Australia can go back home and Weepu.

Have you said FUCK OFF SEPP!! to @SeppBlatter today? Oi Sepp!! Leave our football alone!!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks, "Why the long face?". The horse, unable to understand English, shits on the floor and leaves.

@MagnaFartlet COMPLICATED: Facebook relationship status for people who are unsure which hand to use.

NOT A LOOKER? Dont feel bad about your chances of having sex. After all, someone fucked to create you too

can I ask for a favour? Please leave a comment of support for this great human being http://t.co/9qgIaF5 #TariqJahan #RiotsDebate

Friends On Benefits #liverpoolfilms

Dude, who nicked my car? #liverpoolfilms

Men Who Stare at Moats #poshfilms

@wagnaFartWet SPICE-THYME-CONTINUUM :physiological state induced by a dodgy curry where you are unable to tell if its entering or leaving.

@MagnaFartlet TITS & VIDEO GAMES: Things originally intended for kids but grown men have more fun with them

TOP TIP: KIDS, don't grow up. It's a trap.

Today, handle stress like dogs do. If you cant eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.

Chitty Chitty Bangkok #CapitalCityFilms

The first rule of flight club is you do not talk about flight club #quotesfrombirdmovies

Life's far too short to safely remove the USB-stick form the computer. Fuck that shit.

The man with the golden run #cricketfilms

Revenge of the Sikh: A south London cabbie drops off the rude passengers far from where they intended #sffilmsmadedullbychangingoneletter