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Ck
"PART TIME RELIGION IS
LIKE PART TIME WORK
IT WONT SUPPORT YOU"

Church signs, usually trying too hard & unfunny, are the original Twitter
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"I'm not here to make friends" : Reality TV :: "Hike" : Football :: "I'm retiring to spend more time with my family" : Politics
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What's more pathetic: a man with only one friend or that man's friend? My cans of Red Bull and Five Hour Energy would like to know.
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@hidepon__ Hundreds. Also hundreds from people tweeting w/ censored swears (e.g. "F@ck!"). Thanks for letting me know the source of my agony
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Lady Justice, a huge fan of favoriting, clearly paused Polanski's day of reckoning for decades to allow for Twitter's creation.
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"I just ordered a pizza on my iPhone!"
"Oh."
"No, I used an app!"
"I figured. I know you couldn't have called in your order: you have AT&T."
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Obama talked a lot about giving people choices. And he's already delivering: do I continue watching his address or switch to Glee?
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Really excited to watch Obama play Rock Band: Beatles in front of a joint session of Congress tonight.
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As a liberal, I find the worst part of liberal call-in talk radio is that well-meaning, tedious, crazy liberals call in & talk on the radio.
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It seems like every year jokes appear earlier and earlier about how it seems like every year Christmas stuff appears earlier and earlier.
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Dear George Lucas,
Less change please.
Sincerely,
The World


Dear Barack Obama,
More change please.
Sincerely,
The World
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Is the next Improv Everywhere mission letting people go to a grocery store or food court and having an ordinary, uneventful time?
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I bet that school children behaved better during Obama's speech yesterday than some GOP members of Congress behaved tonight.
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Ever since the color blue identified Democrats, I've been shocked that Republicans haven't demanded blue's removal from the American flag.
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Would not be surprised if tonight's 9th Republican debate is interrupted halfway through for the beginning of the 10th.
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Blended margaritas are ideal for watching the House HCR debate: blend during GOP speeches (drowns them out) & drink during Dem. speeches.
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Fox just typeset "World Series: Game 4" in Papyrus. I assume they did it to distract us from Fox's announcers ("each team is trying to win")
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I'm a federalist because I want the gov't to have the power, w/o stretching the Commerce Clause, to mandate that everyone must watch Glee.
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WI State Journal ad "Are You Ready For Today?" Odd angle for a paper printed w/ yesterday's news on a medium that won't exist in the future
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Who has created more fake words: Web 2.0 online startups or pharmaceutical companies?
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