Eggotistic

@Eggotistic

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I'm an organic egg, so don't be afraid to touch me.
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Can you please retweet your mentions? I want to know what your followers think about you.
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Humpty Dumpty died for my sins.
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I was in a box of twelve, what happen to my friends?
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Tweet like all your followers are eggs.
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I would run after you, but I have no legs.
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You have a face only an egg avi could love.
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I don't get spam from egg accounts
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I had a nightmare that someone was trying to fertilize me.
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Who has the recipe for disaster? I need to borrow it.
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You should think before you talk, but don't think before you tweet.
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What Twitter really needs is a girl that tweets about her vagina all day and says fuck a lot.
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I need to enter a Twitter contest for the worst tweet ever.
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Egg avis are the redheaded step children of Twitter.
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My workout consists of rolling down a hill and making sure I stay in one piece.
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I want to be part of a cake when I'm gone.
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Violence against Eggs are on the rise this summer. Must be the heat!
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