anyone in #delhi who knows SIGN LANGUAGE...? a friend needs help...

you have such... such... such... such.... cold and psychotic eyes...

They destroyed his laptop... He's angry now and yelling at me... "GET OUT BRUNO" yeah like I'm his dog..

KILLER KILLER KILLER....! hahahaha ----> http://twitpic.com/3pr8ur

Dear pigeon who pooped right in front of me,I know half our population takes ur poop on them as a good sign,Mind you I'm in the other half..

realization - Cribbing is not second me... it's the first me...

Nobody's more racist than us Indians."Oh you're from delhi, Fuck you you rapist" "Oh you're from bombay,Get away you stink like a dead fish"

The only thing good about this world is your own world... No matter how exciting you think others' is...

#disneypickuplines Is your name alice..? Coz I'm lost in your wonderland... (via someone)

A FACT WITH A RAY OF HOPE - Dhoni has captained in 3 ties before yesterday.. Each time his team went on to win the tournament...

Jats talking about those pretty astonishing cars they bought after selling their lands & also how they rammed em into the trucks..

the feeling of accomplishment when you're the first one to get out of the exam hall and then the doubts kill you...

Try it at home - at night if you take a mint pill to cure your stomachache.. It'll cool down your asshole in the morning..

Angel - Jimi Hendrix

You cannot get me arrested for walking through your dream....!

Without internet... You people are as good as nothing...

400+ followers are pretty decent for someone without boobs...

Do you think it means anything if your girlfriend commits hara-kiri after you have sex...?

What humidity... Grrrrrrrr.....

everything and i mean EVERYTHING has a positive and a negative to it...