If you're pro-life, then you should be pro-gay. You don't see gay couples needing abortions & no one is happier to raise unplanned children.

The best way to deal with the problems of society is to make your voice heard in the form of mischief & humor.

Language is a series of noises followed by interpretation by the listener. Therefore, anything anybody EVER says is open to interpretation.

If you can't beat 'em, listen to them. Then give them a hug to freak them out.

The Fairy Pranksters needs YOU. Follow and we are one. All are welcome.

Your first mission as Fairy Pranksters, should you choose to accept it, is to @reply a fear monger and give them a virtual hug.

This will be a collaboration of misfits.

We are an army of real life characters who are armed with guns that shoot daisies, peace, and sharp wit.

I think I saw America selling its virginity to China on ebay.

Have you hugged a hater today?

Let's mess with some people and bend some minds. Mix up the Kool-Aid!

Who's up for bungee jumping into chaos?

Hey, @glennbeck Pinocchio was a liar who wanted to be a "real boy", you're a liar who claims to be a "real American". You're both puppets.

In a world filled with ignorance and pain, laughter and joy cast light upon the darkness. #fairypranksters

Being a zombie seems like a pretty low stress gig, but I really don't want to have to register as a Republican.

You have the right to exercise your freedom of speech, but it helps to lay off terms like "freedom fries".

Hey, guess what? I LOVE you guys. Orgy in the back of the bus!

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. -Jerry Garcia

I'm really gonna need a tambourine & more Twitter accounts for this gig. I'm thinking we're gonna need a psychedelic class pet.

I wanna dress like the scales of Justice & surround myself with millions of ball & chained baby dolls then hang out in front of Aetna.