Out of clean panties, wore my bikini bottoms today. Not good, my hooha thought it was on vacation & had too much to drink.

Found love, lost it, found cheese. #sixwordstories

I'm thinking about taking up a new hobby. I've started taking bets on schoolyard fights. #scrapbooking.

11. Spooktacular Advertising! @condoproyeg #apictureaday http://t.co/Rscns4s2

My chest hurts... Let's have some wine... No help, still hurts, maybe I should take some pills: "Do not take with alcohol" - Wine wins!

Cafe Rolle http://caferolle.com/site/index.htm... Damn I wish I lived in Sacramento CA!

She loves him, he loves Bieber. #sixwordstories

Fat Receptionist's Old Office Chair Seat #rejectedjellybellies

Oh do I ever miss you MacGyver! http://t.co/tghwKAWI

67. Nothing like going through boxes and founding money you forgot you had! I love how the old bills look. # http://t.co/pBgYcO6y

63. Final coat of paint. Mixing 2 colours together turned out great!! Better than the lime green I had. #365pics365days http://t.co/l94sEQSd

I love to say "Bite me"… but when you think about, if after I said it you would actually bite me, wouldn't I be the one who lost the fight?!

11. Bella http://t.co/03P1d19e

10. Vat-o-wine… YAY!! #apictureaday http://t.co/FdJrVBRR

My cat, Hannibal, will lay by me at night and gently bite my nose. It's creepy, he gives me bedroom eyes while doing it. #mypetisweird

Somewhere between autumn and -35F I should have figured out walking to work was hazardous to my health. http://plixi.com/p/80850534

Don't tell me what to do!! http://plixi.com/p/73846355

We know you're crossing your arms because you're freezing not because you're tough. Put your jacket on JACKASS!! http://plixi.com/p/72859622

@Caissie Ok, ok, I tried... I can't top that. Have a nice day.