Is it just me or did anyone else think this was a hardon? <3
Urban dic says its a heart but I'm just not seein' it.

Dear 4 Square people: STOP IT! We do not care.

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World

Until recently I actually thought stars were just a way to mark stuff I liked so I could find it later. Who knew?

Taco Bell Mexican pizza. Best of both worlds!

Well.

My mother is moving in.

*crosses 'Have sex again before I die' off bucket list*

Hmm. List is empty. Guess I can die now.

I love you. Oops, I lied. #6wordstory

My friend is married to an actual rocket scientist. It's not as difficult as we think apparently.

So.

Just oopsed - saw my 1st internet porn.

Stuff looked...um...yeah. Burning my pc now.

Anyone needs me, I'll be in bleach.

Somebody take a shower for me. I'll be your BFF. And give you stars. Pleassssssssse?

Oh, great! Now I know about my stars! Evil, thy name is @Favstar!!!

Nite tweepers. Or twippees. Or twi...oh hell you people over there!

RT @girloftheplains: Kelsey Grammer married wife #4. David Hyde Pierce has been w/same man for 25 yrs, but can't marry. #SanctityOfMarriage

In honor of Library Appreciation just came back from making my donation: 874 books. Related: can now see windows upstairs again.

Since 11 pm I have eaten: a bag of white cheddar popcorn, a tub of orange jello/whipped cream, a calzone, French fries, 26 m&ms & cold spam.

Who goes to the store at midnight to buy toilet paper and forgets the toilet paper.

So, anybody want a cream cheese brownie? Those I got.

So, how do you tell a nice older lady that the acronymn for her company is slang for vagina?

It is 4:35am. I am eating ice cream. In bed. Watching tv. Surfing blogs. Twittering. God, I love unemployment ! #nightowl

#ifmysexlifewereamovie A Boy and His Dog

Peoples! I have escaped the bosom of my RL family & returned to the genitals of my twitter family!

Aaaah! it's good to be home.

NOTE: Although your pc backup recovery disc looks like a coaster, it is not.

Lemonade?