Galwithblueeyes

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Shooting Stars goes but the likes of Lee Nelson, 'Snog Marry Avoid' and 'Hotter Than My Daughter' stay. Fuck you, BBC. Fuck you.
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@FutileRage Kerry Katona is a COCKBITING FUCKNUGGET!
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Paul McCartney went into a phone shop and tried out Siri on the iPhone 4S. He said 'Hello'. And it said 'Goodbye'.
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*coughs* This is a short bugger to say I'm back on here and things. http://t.co/eBxljM77 (RTs would be good - let people know where I am).
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RT @jakehumphreyf1: The difference between try and triumph is that little bit of umph! < 'PLATITUDINOUS CUNT' KLAXON
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Note to Self: Going in to Ann Summers and asking if they have any canes in stock is NOT sensible, funny, or mature. Do NOT do it again.
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Just realised my old account hasn't been properly deleted yet. I feel in a better place to deal with trolls &c. Hmmm. Re-activate or not?
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@_BingCherry Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. <3
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I'm going to fucking kill Steve Jobs for making iTunes such a pile of rancid horse shite. Oh.
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Dear @Support, please do not restore the utter spunkbucket that was the Activity Tab. EVER.
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@BinaryDad If the badgers are dressed as babies, then YES.
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@PaddyBriggs 'Panic as caption-writers realise they cannot fall back on 'The Good, The Bad & The Ugly'.'
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Dear George, unless 'Scottish referendum' is your real name, stop telling us it'll hurt the economy.
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Given my taste for decadence and sexual deviancy, I think I'd make a brilliant Chancellor. I also know fuck-all about economics.
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Teachers and nurses do not create wealth. So having educated and healthy people doesn't increase productivity and profit? Er, what? #bbcqt
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Oh, for FUCK'S SAKE. Stop saying 'the mess we inherited'. Yes, Labour are and were cunts. But you lot are exactly the same. #bbcqt
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You can burn poppies, and I'm not making this up, if you have a cat. #bbcqt
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Louise Mensch has children. That means she has a uterus. But wait! I have a uterus too. Wow. I can relate to her now.
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