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BY-ELECTION: Labour's Gordon Brown resigns, by election to be held.

That directly contradicts testimony from other partygoers who claim that you spent several hours OUTSIDE OF the kitchen. #popleveson

(That's Hagley Councillor Gordon Brown who has resigned from Cannock Chase District Council)

We should have a "call a politician a cunt day" on Twitter. #FreeTheBexleyOne

Insulting politicians is now a criminal offence. You're all going DOWN, you slaaaags. #FreeTheBexleyOne

Jesus. Even The Mail thinks Dave has gone too far. THE MAIL, DAVE.

@PHIL_FISH Congratulations on being the man that destroyed the IGF by turning into into a shameful, corrupt joke!

It's not ironic at all, Ms Morrissette. And if you try to claim *that's* the irony I will ask for a charge of contempt. #popleveson

When Galloway was my MP, he voted in 6.8% of divisions.

I propose "Incendifare", a new scheme where the long-term unemployed are set on fire as "unpaid being on fire experience".

Was just served in Wasabi by a Japanese girl that spoke exactly like Ruth Madoc.

@EmmaK67 @tom_watson @LouiseMensch Livingstone's defeat will be good for Labour. And Livingstone has only himself to blame.

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The Catholic church is still a vile, evil, malign kiddie-fucking cuntwagon I see.

Girls A-lard #FatTributeBands

I'm going to enjoy watching Facebook shares tank and dimwitted "investors" spunking $100bn on fuck all.

When was the last TED talk that wasn't insufferable pompous wank?

@TomMillerUK Cruddas move is excellent. He's an original thinker and also gets working class Labour voters in a way the Eds never could.

"I put it to you that, in fact, your breasts are not small and humble at all." #popleveson