Listen, Sponge Bob had underwater inconsistencies because they're FUNNY. Bubble Guppies does it because they're LAZY. ohgodwhathaveibecome

And now an underwater fire truck is shooting water? Is this show TRYING to piss me off?

Is that a butterfly? Underwater?? Bubble Guppies makes Sponge Bob look like a Jacque Cousteau special.

Lili's making me watch Bubble Guppies, which I hate because, I mean, are they underwater or not? Very inconsistent bubble work.

I hate pretending to listen while other people talk. Just let me talk already! I want to talk about what you're talking about, but better.

Experiment. Can you retweet this message for no reason whatsoever?

The Gurus DO NOT

The Floppy Disk means Save, and 14 other old people Icons that don't make sense anymore http://t.co/cTDU2o8n via @shanselman

Every bookshelf in the world should work this way: http://t.co/Rg4O8YT4 http://t.co/5M6Jim2x

I hope that wherever MCA is now, he's sticking his dick in all of the mashed potatoes. RIP.

MIND BLOWN! http://t.co/TVY0CMWC

'Droids will get much love from @ReadingRainbow app! RT @widescreenJohn @pyrowolf Any Android love or will it unfortunately be iPad only?

Found a new recipe site. I think it's a winner. http://t.co/OYHRDxjc cc: @MrPope @HMXHenry

@angelicasalem #RedLuLuNugget http://t.co/7jzWzms8

Mashups of superheroes and famous rock album covers by @cliffchiang. http://t.co/xw5s5UuE

Descriptive Camera: A camera which prints out a text description of the image in the viewfinder. http://t.co/S9Bm2a9j

Being satisfied is a neutral notion. Like food being edible. We shouldn't measure satisfaction. We should measure delight.

Living with THE FEAR that your bones could shatter like glass at any moment?

Imagine a guy who's REALLY into panties who makes ALL his money selling data about panties. Now he offers to store your panties.

Yeah—that.

I’d rather trust Wikileaks with the privacy of my files than Google Drive.