@zeldman “You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.” -- Homer Simpson

Oh, you're at a restaurant I've never heard of in a town 800 miles away, and have nothing to say about it? Thanks for the tweet! #foursquare

Today, RockBand.com shall disappear from the Internet. But tomorrow, it shall rise like a Phoenix. A ROCKIN' PHOENIX OF AWESOMENESS.

I know when I think "computer tech support", I think "Florence Henderson" - http://www.flohclub.com/

Why did I not know until now that "Axl Rose" is an anagram of "Oral Sex"?

Get Dance Central free (with $25 purchase) from Old Navy: http://is.gd/h8SBm - They did this with RB2 and it was pretty epic...

Traffic accidents plunged during BlackBerry outage in Dubai, Abu Dhabi - http://t.co/jLRlO8XA

Apple is not a cult. Not at all. http://t.co/M0u2tiAq

An apology letter is an odd way to launch a brand... #qwikster

That's a pretty poor guess at what an iPhone looks like, Windows 7. http://twitpic.com/5xepf1

P.S. The RockBand.com relaunch is NOT happening at 12:01 AM. Do NOT stay awake all night hitting reload! You will be too tired to play RB3!

You may think you know the depths of bad restaurant websites, but this takes the concept to new levels of WTF: http://t.co/5pDszRcF

SANTORUM: "Men have emotions when you see a woman in harm's way."

You mean, they might try to protect a fellow soldier? How awful.

We owe it to Steve Jobs to stop thinking there can never be another Steve Jobs. Step up. Be a misfit, a rebel. Think Different.

ViewSonic promotes their Windows/Android dual-booting tablet with a press photo showing it running... OS X - http://is.gd/YDlw0M #facepalm

OMG, this woman at BJ's brought a roll of toilet paper from the ladies' room and is asking customer service what brand it is. She LOVES it!

I wonder what percentage of Genius Bar repairs are "We shouldn't fix this but we will this time" repairs? 85%?

My iPhone just corrected "my" to "Myyyyyyy". I think it's possessed by @GeorgeTakei

This indie station I set up on Pandora is being way too beardy.

My dear dentist wife, @AFoufasChausse, made me a valentine out of denture wax. Ain't she sweet? http://t.co/8Ybw86Ef