Nice job, Internet – you broke @Mike_FTW

@solomania I think it's called "Incognito Supervisor"

@mktgdouchebag You clearly don't have kids. Sauceless, crappy spaghetti is like manna from heaven to them. It's more like "evilsauce".

Thanks to the magic of Thunderbolt technology, I just had to reboot my monitor to get my keyboard working.

Fractal Pancakes (from http://t.co/o7rlTKpe) /cc @GregoryNg http://t.co/oWYAeEsM

@okkfan I hope the water thing is OK. PLEASE don't damage the water thing.

"Problem is, there's no easy way to get light from OUTSIDE the house INSIDE.

Windows? Not familiar with them."

http://t.co/kkzbWSzn

Only slightly less annoying is getting sent to voicemail because an entire BUSINESS is out to lunch for 2 hours.

I've sure devoted a lot of time to learning that all we hold dear slowly slips away from us and we all die useless old phonies. #MadMen

More good advice from the same preschool... http://t.co/iM3xxrP3

@robotkid BEST wishes and thank you so much for the opportunity to occupy your crazy, amazing @Harmonix world even for a little while!

The juxtaposition of these two ads kinda messed with my head for a minute... http://t.co/89tCTNp1

Well, http://t.co/myEFVOMW was inevitable. It's Pinterest for DUDES. You don't have BOARDS, you have WORKBENCHES. You don't pin, you NAIL.

Awesome Maurice Sendak anecdote regarding kids' fan mail, from a Terry Gross interview. http://t.co/j1UT4Yby

You may think you know the depths of bad restaurant websites, but this takes the concept to new levels of WTF: http://t.co/5pDszRcF

“The wild things cried, 'Oh please don't go- We'll eat you up- we love you so!'” - RIP, Maurice Sendak

I don't even remember who this person is on Facebook, and I think I'm OK with that. http://t.co/fhTZYmzW

I can't wait for the home video of Avengers, just to repeatedly watch that thing where Hulk randomly clocks Thor.

What's great about the Beastie Boys is how much they accomplished with "AAAA" rhyming schemes. What other rappers could get away with that?

Going to seriously endeavor to make my first Codea game this weekend. Concept is all there in my head. Wish me luck: http://t.co/REEUbxKw