JonahHill

@JonahHill

Jonah Hill

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I wanted to start an official Twitter page to communicate with the awesome people who are interested in communicating with me. That means you, mom.
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In 50 years, a bunch of 80 year-olds will know all the words to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.
Instead of Occupy Wall Street I'm about to Occupy Chipotle. They have fucked up my order the last 6 times I've been. #OccupyChipotle
I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, "People will LOVE the ninja version of that." (7 days til #AllenGregory)
If nobody tweets anything tomorrow, we can probably convince @kimkardashian that the Rapture happened.
I bet if you asked Jay-Z to list his 99 problems he’d get stuck at around 4.
Every time a sexy woman jumps out of a giant cake there is at least one guy who is bummed about the cake being ruined.
Apparently I'm a "Long" texter. Thanks for the criticism. Next time I'll just write "Fuck you Grandpa" instead.
It's so awkward running into my ex-girlfriend. It's come to the point where I find myself avoiding sitting in my car outside of her house.
Girls always want so much credit for liking sports, as if we don't know how fucking easy it is to like sports.
Give a man a "Dougie" and he "Dougie's" for a day. Teach a man to "Dougie" and he'll "Dougie" for a lifetime.
Daughtry and Santana have finally covered Def Leppard’s "Photograph" in case you were looking for a good song to commit suicide to.
I have half as many followers as @Jesus. That is such bullshit. That guy hasn't been funny in years.
People keep confusing me for Jason Statham. It's so annoying. Just because two people look alike doesn't mean they're the same person.
Did you guys ever accidentally call your teacher mom when you were younger in school?
Just got word that @charliesheen jokes are played out. Can someone else famous do some insane shit so we can have something to write about?
You guys. I'm FREAKING out. I haven't gotten my period in 27 years! Is this bad?!
When is "Glee" FINALLY going to do their Insane Clown Posse episode?