JudeClarke

@JudeClarke

Jude Clarke

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Record seller, @TLOBF Albums Editor, writer, proofreader, Granny, cake enthusiast, owl botherer.
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This almost made me cry. RT @LettersofNote Iggy Pop turns 64 today. 16 years ago he wrote this to a troubled fan: http://bit.ly/7DVpzv
Tory MP on BBC praising the response of Taunton emergency & NHS workers: if you're so appreciative, stop fucking with their pensions, yeah?
Moving, touching, anger-making yet inspiring blogpost from @mattleys. A must-read http://t.co/DgsZcj1J
*mustn't laugh face* RT @CambsCops A man who seriously assaulted a man with tin of custard in sock has been jailed for 10 years
#nowplaying @hughesrich 's The Visitor show (with our @Rhythm_Online advert, soundtracked by @arthurCRS and @MinutestoLive's band) :-)))
*massive ginormous sadface emoticon* Anyone want to buy 2 tickets (chalet for 2) for #atp #jeffmangum? *weeps* *glares at poorly husband*
DISGUSTED to see Labour MPs on this list. What do you say, @Ed_Miliband? RT @jackseale Homophobes roll call: http://t.co/dNECnztq
So these are my favourite 20 albums of 2011. Please don't shout at me. You're very welcome to judge me, though: http://t.co/Qop4GMPm
Here's my CV-type tumblr: http://t.co/ej7uhrJb If you want music journalism / copy writing / proofreading then here I am.
@DanielNothing wiki says: The phrase "think tank" in wartime American slang referred to rooms in which strategists discussed war planning
I don't think I ever "dated". Tried to think of an anecdote for @rhodri, but my tactic for pulling was just to get hammered & shag friends.
I do freelance proof-reading for academics (eg theses) and publications (eg Explorer Magazine). £15/hour, perfectionist and professional.
ACE Douglas Adams: RT @LettersofNote His brilliant piece from '99: "How to Stop Worrying & Learn to Love the Internet" http://bit.ly/bftzr
@Tannice_ Make unpleasant gagging/retching noise. This will have the dual benefit of dislodging the bone & shutting up/drowning out the twat
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@yeoldemother "Nadine Dorries / Among the worst of the Tories" etc
Love that moment on about the 3rd or 4th listen of an album when its finer points and highlights start to emerge.
@annamadeleine @brynolf This is not vegan, but is flour free: http://t.co/YWujHicP (I don't know if there's gluten in ground almonds, tho..)