Look, I'm not asking you to turn the A/C off. I'm just saying, I preferred the office before it was cool. #hipstercoworker

Dear Young Me,

Here’s a list of things I wish I had learned earlier: http://t.co/hLX4R32D

Take care,

Kevin

AgileBoard integrates with @pivotaltracker to show your sprint in a task board and draw a burndown chart. Wanna try it? http://t.co/mmT1UBk4

"Man, if only this laptop had a LED that would blink whenever the hard drive is active, I would totally buy it." — Nobody, ever

I really #hate #tweets with more #hashtags than #text. We're #humans. Let the #machines figure out the #trending words.

Oh, that's clever. http://t.co/xlmsuKU0

Everywhere is nice if you drink enough beer.

If you love them, make sure they back up their data.

FaceTime between my parents and I. First time for them. Pure moment of happiness, just like in the ad.

And then: "The cat wants to say hi!"

Happy #101010 #42 day!

OH in Lower East Side: "You know, I don't really care about anything right now, but as long as we find an iPhone charger, I'll be fine."

I don't care what device you used to send this email.

One good song every morning: Music for your Coffee is my favorite music blog.

http://t.co/6DNUoWTD

"Old people double-click the internet." —@alphacolin

I imagine the best Dexter episodes every time I'm stuck behind slow-walking people.

Alex: "Guys, please hurry or I'll drink everything by myself. #24pack #22pack"
Me: "Best hashtag combo ever. On my way."
Alex: "Ok. #20pack"

"Merci de votre compréhension." http://t.co/DeBcInR

#FF Saturday.

Home is where one of your roommates made pancakes for dinner.

"They're French, let them in." #nyc #ronronron