Star Wars brainstorming http://t.co/wlUBf0R4

I'm starting a band. I can't really play any instrument or sing, so I'm looking for a few musical co-founders.

On me demande souvent comment j'ai pu séduire autant de femmes. C'est simple, j'invente des gens qui me posent des questions imaginaires.

Instead of 'masturbation', I like to say 'ménage à un' - it makes me sound cultured.

@atestu FUCK DAT SHIT! Envoie un morceau par fibre optique!

Yahoo got their CEO from eBay? And he wasn't quite what he said he was in his description?

No irony there. Nope. None.

I might be 24 but I just tasted my body wash to see if I could use it as toothpaste.

(NOPE)

no more nutella in the office = no more work is getting done today

"Same-sex couples should be able to get married."—President Obama

HOLY SHIT i was right!! LEAKED FINAL PAGE OF MAD MEN FINALE SCRIPT: http://t.co/Kq6UBw3M

@marcoarment There’s nothing like tight kerning to make a design look dean and modem.

Coupure de courant dans le métro, un mec s'exclame « ça y est, la gauche est au pouvoir, c'est le bordel ! »

Le français, râleur avant tout

J'espère que tout le monde a ses souliers à fermeture éclair… #RadioLondres

Pendant ce temps là, à la frontière Suisse : #radiolondres http://t.co/4bbbYkzc

@atestu that's my younger brother Antoine. My job in the family is to fix everybody's computers while they all make Art.

I only look at art in case it's actually porn.

Ever get really into playing a video game, only to discover it was just one of those high-tech Japanese toilets?

The Beastie Boys basically invented the concept of the cool white person. #RIPMCA

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Love this elegant solution for working with large amounts of text on the iPad: http://t.co/r2Y8ipVR