You may hurt people when you tell them "No" but you hurt them even more if you don't say "No" when you should.

Outside Li Ho's, Washington, DC (this morning). http://t.co/Izmewtr4

How do you say "death" in Russian? http://t.co/uiL8XBe6 (Tel Aviv, April 2011)

Marriage liability: Any financial hardship that befalls you also befalls your spouse. If you don't marry, you can share assets without risk.

Regardless of his politics, I will always admire Al Franken. It's easy to snipe from the sidelines. It takes courage to play the game.

One of my hidden skills is I'm well versed in vacuum tube technology. In my youth I conducted many autopsies of such devices.

@pixieinthedark Poohs like honey, but that doesn't mean heffalumps do. That's the epistemological mistake poohs are always making.

Some people want to fill the world with silly acoustic products with reproductive messages. What's wrong with that? I'd like to know.

Justice is only for the wealthy or those with plenty of idle time to fight for it. The rest of us must settle for accommodation.

http://t.co/DBA7dokf please join me for a live chat 9pmEST after the showing of episode 3. This thing is spinning out of control. Jonathan

"Where are the people?" resumed the little prince. "It's lonely in the desert." "It's lonely when you're among people, too", said the snake.

Social problems cannot be solved by technological innovation.

Perseverance is important at times, but let us not forget the essential art of strategic retreat.

The defendant, despondent, leaned over to ask, "Does this judge know his own nose from his ass?"

Childhood development milestones: Crawling. Walking. Talking. Using a mouse. Using a phone. Reading. Texting. Facebook. Twitter. Puberty.

In romance, you are not a therapist, protector or parent. You are a consumer, willing to pay a reasonable price for a quality product.

Sunrise on Miami Beach. Awesome! http://twitpic.com/3w2lsm

Miami Bitch! http://twitpic.com/3vwyez

No wisdom is possible without mistakes.

Blondes love to tell Kardashian jokes.