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Sarah Palin. From where I sit. http://twitpic.com/430hmi

Thinking of starting a mail-order university to certify psychics, ghost hunters and UFO researchers. Also social media experts.

Where's Waldo? Right here!

At the peak of my fame (in the 1990s), I couldn't wear an Area 51 t-shirt or people would spot me in Walmart and tell me their UFO story.

What? Who? WHO!!!!! Who's on first? (Dr. Who marrying his own daughter.) http://huff.to/fY713R

Drove 800 miles last night, ending 5am. 2 hours sleep. Took a few flights. Ended up in a Cleveland Motel 6. As the British say: "Shattered."

Separated at birth? Actor J.K. Simmons and G.P. Campbell. http://ow.ly/i/6uZg

I'm dreaming of a "What Christmas?"

Open the pod bay doors please, Hal. http://plixi.com/p/61889682

RT @TheFilmStage: Oren Peli's Area 51 is having a test screening this week in LA. Looks like Paramount is finally doing something with it.

I can drive 2000 miles and never turn on the radio. If I want a song, I play it in my head, nearly the same as an iPod. Is this normal?

How embarrassing! Turns out a "Kardashian" is totally different from a "Cardassian". Now my Star Trek friends won't talk to me.

“Twitter's new valuation: $3b+" http://on.wsj.com/idfIB5 — But how do you value a company with no revenue?

Frank Drebin: "Well, you'll have plenty of time to think that over in Statesville Prison." (which is where I happen to be)

Airline pilots and flight attendants are among the LEAST traveled people. They visit many cities but see only airports and hotel rooms.

Been to Borders and Barnes & Noble but can't find a good tourist guide to the Somali Coast. Guess I'll have to go it alone.

North Dakota is always jealous of South Dakota for its sun and fun.

There's a reason they call it "Fargo"—because you have to "go far" to get there.

It's 6:45am in Billings, Montana, and there seem to be major traffic issues in the big box district. Can anyone explain this phenomenon?