Confirmed: iPad 3 will be called "iPad 3", will feature a touch screen and apple logo.

@abbsoluteswag I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY FILESYSTEMS: FAT AND 16

Republicans are people too.

























They’re just not very smart ones.

Wow, I actually typed Nikon D60 into the TPB search field. I actually tried to torrent a fucking camera. Holy shit.

@olegoode GIRL ARE YOU AN EXCEL DOCUMENT BECAUSE I WANNA SPREAD YOU ON MY SHEETS

Wow when you tweet your Twitter password it shows up as stars! ********

This man speaks the truth. RT @newtown11 Nothing on 9GAG is funny unless you're retarded.

i identify as a wireless router

The awkward moment when you can’t go on 16 and pregnant because you’re only 12.

RT @BarackObama these fake ass hoes really think they can touch me i got news for you hoes i'm the king in this bitch we out here 2012 fwm

Hey everyone, @friedenberg hates when tweets get meaningless faves. Fave this to piss him off.

This tweet has over 100 retweets.

September 26 shall forever be known as Goat Appreciation Day.

#TwoWordsBlackPeopleFear The Illuminati

#TwoWordsBlackPeopleFear chicken shortage

Asking if Firefox 4 is better on Mac or PC is like asking if shit is better on ice cream or pizza.

Oh hell, I have 399 followers. Time to even this out. iPad Justin Bieber Britney Fucked Job Search Writers Needed Free Rap Beats

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