RT @jasonjordan: Today is 10/10/10 NOT 10/10/10 you stupid Americans.

RT @AmJNurs: Amen! MDs shld stop telling "smart" RNs they should have gone to medical school http://bit.ly/frdH6L

Apple should make capsules instead of tablets because they are easier to swallow.

RT @the_exploder: Retweet if you were born in the 80s (or if you could conceivably lie about it)

Good luck Egypt. With any luck western interests won't derail your nascent democracy.

F U C K I N G M E A S L E S http://tumblr.com/xbd174m2au

You must be this orange to shop at #GASP

Citizens of #Perth avoid getting sick this week as medical graduates start working as resident doctors today :P

Got a problem you need 'taking care of'? Arrange a solution with JIM'S CONTRACT KILLING. Call NOW! Metro franchises available also.

IF YOU COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN YOU'RE WORTHLESS AS A MAN.

Things a #gangstanurse would say: I'm gonna pop a needle in yo ass. #twittergang

ICU patient on a ventilator in an induced coma X-T

The Australian Resuscitation Council has a web based mobile app of their guidelines BLS, ALS &c. http://t.co/gzpDivlI #hcsmANZ

I tried to give you @klout in vaginas @DrJenGunter but vaginas aren't a 'valid topic.' OUTRAGEOUS.

RT @2011Census: Dolly the sheep was cloned on this day 15 years ago. Hello to the 389,465 New Zealanders who call Australia home.

I. Am. Robo-Nurse. I. Am. Programmed. To. Heal.

When the Teddy bears have their picnic YOU'RE THE PICNIC

#justathought Wouldn't it be better if we adequately funded healthcare & essential research so we don't need #telethonWA fund raising

You may think finger painting is cute. If you're a nurse you don't.

'There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.' Marshall McLuhan educator and philosopher 1911-1980