I have just beaten npower marketing script. When asked why I was changing supplier to @CoopEnergy they have no answer for "ethical reasons".

Lovely 2 bed house to rent in excellent cul-de-sac, Easton. Available end of May. http://t.co/1lYaMNlp

If you know of anyone who'd like to rent a really lovely 2 bed house in Eastville. Peaceful cul-de-sac, lovely neighbours, great landlord...

This week a good friend was bullied off twitter by a troll harassing her from 3 different accounts. @PaulBurston names the troll in his blog

Interesting morning at #VillageSOS. Lots of inspiration, and timely as we've been turning over ideas of swapping city for rural living.

I've caused a little bit of upset on facebook by pointing out that that Orwell/CCTV pic is a fake.

.@Starbucks Please explain how a person might enact the verb 'to merry'. http://t.co/e516N0uv / @Quaristice @Zoetrope11 #merryisnotaverb

But then this week I noticed all the bookmarks from my laptop at home appeared on my work computer which has freaked me out a bit.

"@MindFortune: "A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time." Mark Twain /via @grahamallcott

When do we stop popping in to our kids' rooms to check they're okay? I worry in 2052 I'll be phoning his wife at 2am to check he's breathing

@Quaristice At least you know if you ever need to dispose of a body just wrap it up, address it to yourself and ask Yodel to deliver it.

Is it too early for a drink? A warning one, obviously, from the drinks cabinet. Clearly anything from the fridge would be out of order.

@iamchads You might enjoy this, from @adamcreen http://t.co/TIVrCuEk

Have I mentioned this Spotify list?

More than half way now.

http://bit.ly/Tune-A-Day_100Days

Sometimes I'm amazed people don't go on killing sprees much more often. #tesco

While I was out @betty_watson has been doing some packing. Turns out our stuff falls in to 2 categories. Stuff to keep and stuff that's mine

Can I just interrupt all the Beasties grief and point out Lloyd Brevett has also died? http://t.co/D1FXQIOK #skatalites

@stillawake Disneyland! I'm concerned @moonbeatle may have raised your expectations just as little bit too high! #ikea

To be honest, there are a lot of other issues I would rather the government - both local and central - took notice of my opinion of. #mayors

@PenStar_words We had that read at our wedding!