M_WigglesWorth

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Book Reviewer, daughter, sister, friend & lover of slaw dogs. Working to end the R Word http://tinyurl.com/4g55e7d http://favstar.fm/users/Annmarie_A34/
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Sorry if I've been bitchy this weekend. I've got cramps and on top of that I'm a bitch.
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My hands are so dry, penises quake in fear as I walk by.
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Eating Funyuns is the same as saying I'm not having sex today. Or tomorrow.
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There are 2 types of panties. Ninja Panties & Spring Break Panties. Ninja Panties creep up on you. Spring Break Panties head south.
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When you live with old people 5 days a week, you find yourself asking "Was that you or the dog?" a LOT.
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When it's really quiet on Facebook, I figure the 'dinner' status updates finally put everyone into a coma.
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If the hamburger meat is brown BEFORE you start cooking it, how do you know it's ready?
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Kitty & I play a game where he's a hubs & I'm a wife. I ask him a million questions like: Do you love me? or Am I pretty? & he ignores me.
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Help Desk: There is a system outage in your area. DSL will be back in operation at 1am. Me: *hysterical weeping* What did I ever do to you?
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I'm pretty sure you underestimate my devotion and psychosis.
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Perhaps this was my bosses way of telling me they aren't happy with my work. Though some may say breaking my hand is a little extreme.
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If I were a dog I'd say, "Hi! I'm Annmarie! I can't poop with you watching! Turn around please!" I'd be a weird & hyper dog. I'd chew shoes.
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You know you have a 'reputation' when grizzled old men show up at your door asking you to find heavy equipment parts from 'the online'.
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Author Friends, hate 2 be a bother but, can you please RT this. I need help spreading the word. About BJ & the 'R' Word http://bit.ly/fFtwvb
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Here's the deal. Unicorns are not fun & happy. Those bastards are bitter & pissed. ONE HORN. They know 1 horn is 1 horn short of a full rack
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I didn't know if I should shit or go blind so I closed one eye & farted. -Old North Georgia Saying
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I sleep with my mac. Not because I fall asleep while tweeting but because I'm afraid it'll make a run for it otherwise.
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In the 80's I had a cat named Meow More Gadhafi. He was a little tyrant.
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I'm poor. I can't afford Steak & a Blowjob Day. Hubs is getting Pinto Beans & a Handshake Day. Handshake substitution needs no explanation.
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