The reason why Jared Lee Loughner is not being labeled a terrorist: Do you know any Muslims named Jared?

We've seen what Sarah Palin's Alaska looks like. The shooting of Rep Gabrielle Giffords today gives a preview Sarah Palin's America.

In honor of the Flintstones 50th anniversary, Google not only created a doodle but their servers will be powered by bare feet for the day.

Nothing says "we love our customers" like airing commercials about how AT&T blows & then selling the company to them. #tmobile

Christopher Hitchens dies. #GodIsNotGreat trends. Religious on Twitter threaten violence against "whoever started the trend." Too, too good.

Sarah Palin has deleted her "Blood Libel" video. In a statement she says, "Just like the holocaust, the video never happened!"

Wait for confirmation on Kim Jong Un death rumors. Twitter is also reporting that "Jonas Brothers are the best band."

If you think a dude with THC in his system is bad, you know what's even worse? A DUDE WITH A GUN.

I am reading all the "Dear Netflix" tweets as if they were the lyrics to Stan by Eminem.

If only the KONY guy waited 'til today to drunkenly run naked through the street while masturbating. It would've been socially acceptable.

If Newt Gingrich is going to use Hulk Hogan's Real American theme song, Mitt Romney should call dibs on Million Dollar Man's.

Guess Rue and Thresh should have been described as 'wearing hoodies' in the Hunger Games book so people fully absorbed the 'dark skin' part.

I would like to see all those tweeting about "Invisible Children" and "#stopkony" first point out Uganda on a map.

WTF is SOPA is now trending on Twitter. Maybe Internet censorship won't be such a bad thing, obviously no one reads anything that's on it.

BREAKING: Macaulay Culkin reacts to his split with Mila Kunis - http://bit.ly/dEDMNZ

Mexico = the Gold Cup Champions. Riots breaking out across the US! Oh wait, Americans don't care about soccer. Everything's fine. Carry on.

Holy shit. @Questlove was right. RT @OccupyWallStNYC ANNOUNCEMENT - #LibertySquare is BEING RAIDED NOW. LIVE: http://t.co/VmJAprEb #ows

With #TheRock, Dwayne Johnson, Michael Cole & Stephanie McMahon trending, this is what Twitter would've looked like if it existed in the 90s

Don't worry, folks. Casey Anthony might be #notguilty today, but her time will come when she tries to steal some sports memorabilia!

LeBron James would've been invited to play the Homerun Derby, but Jesse Jackson would probably say something about him working in a field.