MerylORourke

@MerylORourke

Meryl O'Rourke

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I am a stand up, journalist + comedy writer. I'm much much nicer than I seem on here.
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Anyone else noticed Charles and Camilla not wearing seatbelts? You'd have thought they would have learnt
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The Sheeren/Del Ray fans must have been terrified watching Blur. "Its so fast and loud and people look like they're having fun *sobs*"
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The Who To Follow section needs another option - click follow or click "No thank you I think they are a twat"
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One more - heres that link to the voting guide I fully typed out again, please RT xx http://t.co/7pGRn59G
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Imagine if this had happened with cars, or hair implants? No one would blame the owner. Almost psychotic misogyny, terrifying
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@ajhmurray @profanityswan McKenzies just doing impressions cos he wants to do as well out of Leveson as Coogan did
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@BBCRadio4 "@renireni: Two African female Nobel Peace Prize winners this year. They didn't make the BBC list, but a panda did. #womenof2011"
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For those who couldn't resist their basest instincts when faced with Fatima Whitbread - meet the real woman... http://t.co/OQGNG6F0
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The only reason I am now spelling fuchsias correctly is that I'm actually typing in fuckwits and letting spell check change it
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Interesting that Goves ban on children taking school time off doesn't go hand in hand with a ban on holiday firms doubling prices
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I've always liked having male friends but there's always those times they forget and talk to you about how shit women are
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I just went from sleek and glam to old ragged tramp by removing 3 hair clips and wiping water over my face #thewonderofwomanhood
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1. Are you free tonight to get to Soho? 2. Are you up for being sworn at by a woman in early pregnancy? 3. Are you going to laugh a LOT?
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Tomorrow I am doing, what is currently my last London showing of my 5* solo show Bad Mother... http://t.co/ddm25grh PLEASE come! PLEASE xx
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Anyone want to see some comedy at the Hope and Anchor Islington tonight? We are a leetle thin on the ground!
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Sunday Night Show. Debating difference between being gay + black. I said "u can't be in the closet about being black" Hub said "Andi Peters"
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@stephencgrant Problem is, Im going to take that as a challenge now
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Alex Jarrett URGENTLY needs an act to close his gig in Swindon NOW after a no show - contact RIP prods - 07946446144
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Just found this, if I ever stop being busy Ill be all over it - http://www.philosophersnet.com/games/
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