My Little Pony Glue Factory #rejectedchildrenstoys

You know the huge amount of lint in your dryer lint trap. Those are your clothes dying bit by bit! They're DYING!!

@SpideyOnBway I saw TOTD in Dec. Reeve/ Cast are sublime! Bono and Edge's influence resonates throughout. #SpreadTheWeb http://t.co/nvb70a4

Husband dropped jar of marmalade in the pantry. Now pantry floor is sticky. Wanted: little doggie to clean up floor and then skedaddle.

We should torture prisoners by making them play Monopoly.

#FF @Colin_Hanks Not only has he coined the phrase "fache libre" but rumor has it he likes to spoon.

Getting witch titty cold down here in my neck of the woods. Not looking forward to wearing real shoes! *({:^)

@pythonquotes "Someday all this will be yours". What..the curtains?"

Breast cancer breakthrough at Baylor College of Medicine may mean a cure without chemo http://t.co/bqkCwsy via @culturemap. #boobiewednesday

@tinastullracing I suppose my ultimate bucket list would be to be "old" enough to look back at my bucket list.When my husband and I are 80+

Gay marriage will help the economy. China patterns, expensive over the top weddings, you name it. Not to mention divorce lawyers.

She'll never marry into a nice family now. ~ Casey's mom

@pythonquotes "We found ourselves in a dark, and very expensive forest.." (From Spamalot, the quest for shrubbery.

#FF Nice, funny, and sweet ladies @mommywantsvodka @SwEtMrciflCrap @thepurseblogger @IamthePeachy1 @theguiltysquid @thenextmartha

@pythonquotes How do you know he's King?

He's the one who doesn't have shit all over him.

The only lie I put on my resumes in days of yore was : I work well with others.

@pythonquotes "Yes, I'd like an argument please."

@pythonquotes No one expects the Spanish Inquision!

I often look back to see if I passed yesterday's corn. - #oprahssecret

Now I know I've truly arrived. Both @raymondstar as well as @mrsstephenfry follow me on the Twitter. I am truly blessed.