And then, through a crazy metamorphosis, our waitress became our cashier.

But only when we were ready.

Anyone else have this experience where talking with people in real life has become explaining your tweets in greater detail?

I don't know what you people are all talking about, I've already ripped my Beatles CDs into iTunes. You don't have to wait until tomorrow.

The old Google would have used all their fat cash to fund an open source Flash plugin.

The funniest thing I've seen in Windows 8 so far: http://t.co/Dsaubzry

Speaking of sites that don't make any money, I'd love to pay for tumblr right now.

Dear Lion, iOS is winning. Please rename your Address Book "Contacts.app" so when I search for it, I find it.

#newtwitter: because the optimal number of times for a single tweet to be repeated on one page is three. http://twitpic.com/2sz3hm

Every time I hear someone from Google say "We believe in Open," I hear, "We like to say the word Open a lot to distract you."

Did Path really just send an email without any unsubscribe information? That's kinda bullshit.

http://t.co/ArqFJQ6o

I had no idea my mom was good at programming, but she's apparently written a bot that "likes" everything I do on facebook.

My mom just wrote me angry that Pages on her Mac doesn't sync with her iPad.

She's right.

You know when newsstand finally comes out, you're totally gonna by a magazine just to have something in that folder.

How you know when you live in Portland: When your son refers to his mother by her Roller Derby name.

This is going to take a while to really sink in. It's so much more than computers and phones.

"Jefferson Smith said he’ll run to replace Sam Adams." Because here in Portland, all our Mayors must sound like revolutionary war heros.

I've got this niche weather app on my phone, it shows me tons of pictures of fog in Portland. I think it is called Instagram.

The rain in Portland falls mainly all the time.

I really like the idea of buying my son the White House LEGO set and having him play with his Star Wars LEGOs in it.

http://t.co/6zcmwr9Q

Do you ever get excited when Can't Touch This comes on the radio, but are then disappointed that it is actually Super Freak?