Seriously tempted to rewrite the Twitter exploit so instead of blacked out text you see a link to http://xkcd.com/327/

David Blunkett admits the "AV costs £250m" figure was "made-up": http://bit.ly/kpKzYi This is beyond farce #YesToAV

UK citizenship: now with automatic free cloud-based backup of emails, Facebook messages, bookmarks, browsing history, … #telldaveeverything

Accidentally deleted an important email. Can I restore from your copy, please, Mr Cameron? #telldaveeverything (http://t.co/kFHi4pPy)

If you watch it backwards, Twitter's API is a remake of A Christmas Carol; a bitter control freak wins friends by becoming helpful and kind.

Holy shitsnacks -- US Department of Homeland Security is now entitled to vet UKians flying to Cuba, Canada, and Mexico: http://t.co/YGbsF20t

Apple sold 5000 tickets to WWDC at $1600 each in less than ten hours. $800k/hr. Developers, developers, developers, as someone once said.

Reword Google's announcement for 10 years ago and to say "broadband" instead of "wireless". Come back to today. Do we still have Skype?

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: following my promotion last week, a recruiter has asked if I want to apply for the vacancy I left behind.

Move over, "Greengrocer Apostrophe's"; there's a "new" sign-writing grammatical "failure" in town: http://t.co/uvrU93Dg (via @GarethAveyard)

Apple doesn't often make crummy UX decisions, but when it does, it invents Shake to Undo.

I once had to share seven Indian flatbreads between zero people. We had NaN naan each.

Anyone else noticed the "new iPad" has a 70% bigger battery than the iPad 2? (42.5 W vs 25 W) Guess that Retina display sucks juice. #tuaw

Smartest thing about the Smart Cover? Android tablet OEMs only see and sell specs; Apple sell a full experience that goes beyond the device.

Palin wants Assange executed for Wikileaks. This is different from Islamic fatwas against Salmon Rushdie or Danish cartoonists how, exactly?

It's kinda funny how every tweet by @julianperretta that features any sort of capital letter or useful punctuation is actually plagarised.

My iPhone just autocorrected "Steve Ballmer" into "Steve Baloney".

"Apple is arguably the biggest… enemy of general purpose computing" http://t.co/fv5D7P57 Great post by @codinghorror. #tuaw

Doctor Who. The other guy who rises from the dead and is associated with TV specials at Christmas and Easter.

Amazon App Store for Android requires device rooting for some apps, is US only, and doesn't work on AT&T. I'd imagine Apple are terrified.