The only reason Germany & Austria haven't tried to take over the world again is because they'll be known as Pinky and the Brain.

I will fuck your dad for a fiver @THEDOOMCANNON

Derek Acorah to channel Gary Speed as new Liverpool boss #LFC

#YouKnowYourDrunkWhen you think that @THEDOOMCANNON is making sense

I shall give the order

Most people find this world dark & cruel. But I shall end their suffering soon

My new tattoo http://t.co/a4PLI7k1

Thanks to @THEDOOMCANNON for the design for my new tattoo will post pic once healed.

To all those that follow me thanks for following, and have a merry xmas and a pissed new year

@THEDOOMCANNON Thats a lie you did'nt give us a spade

The last vibrations any man women or child shall ever hear will be FIRE THE DOOM CANNON

Dose anyone else think that, the killing of zebra's for road crossing should be stopped?

Have you seen the girl on cbeebies with one-hand and do you think she has ever used her stump for pleasure

Watched rise of the planet of the apes and tinker tailor soilder spy. Keep thinking theres a lot of gay apes in 1970s england