That awkward moment #throwbacksongs trends and you don't know any of them because they're too new.

HEY EMPLOYERS: I CAN'T GET JOB EXPERIENCE IF YOU ALL REQUIRE YEARS OF JOB EXPERIENCE. smarten up

We're your insurance company, and even though your insurance is $260 on the 28th, we'll take out $290 on the first and screw up your account

Explore Modeling - e.l.f. Cosmetics 2012: Robyn Francis http://t.co/2grMj3gL HEY HEY HEY RETWEET

I WOULD DOWNLOAD A PIZZA RIGHT NOW

PREVIEW IS UP http://t.co/WJkBetfU

e.l.f. Cosmetics 2012: Robyn Francis http://t.co/OmrujNL9 [in the meantime, vote for me here and spread the word! yeah!]

My first name means "bright fame" and my middle means "bitter". So.....? Am I Kurt Cobain?

There is nothing more empowering than wearing your favourite shirt.

dickhead loserdick cuntymouth bitchface assburger (and still my little sausage mcmuffin) @cuntymouth

i forgot to tell twitter: yesterday, an older chinese man asked me which spraypaint was best to use on a raccoon

ASK ME ABOUT CAT URINE

Can You Call a 9-Year-Old a Psychopath? http://t.co/6YerhF1v

http://t.co/pztcpjG7 getting rave reviews in the photographer's port!

@mscharleesheen Obviously I need to arrange a bikini shoot! I just had a shoot on Tuesday, maybe I have a day off next week.

@Nicolixs I've been waiting for a nice enough pic, and I think this one is the most real representation of me. And my mane of hair.

@Nicolixs https://t.co/CPlYn4AW :D the last ones, after the wedding ones.

Read my response to "Anyone in the mood for some George Michael?": http://t.co/7gOwMOKh

Non-US Chrome users: Download this plugin for those pesky "blocked in your region" videos! https://t.co/W7jXONTC

https://t.co/3VU1mnNI Have you seen the 12 new pictures I posted?