It makes me a little sad to know that my grandmother will never describe my occupation in any other way than "he's really into computers".

Regular-Sized Archibald #LessInterestingNBANames

I'm getting more WordPress development inquiries than I can take on - anybody want them? Please be responsible and qualified.

Thing I learned about presenting: Take the time to plant a seed, don't just shove a tree in their faces.

We're calling #thinkndrink this week -> Bridgeport Brewpub, 1313 NW Marshall. Will be getting there early to hold down some tables!

Look, obviously a pitcher would be ideal. I'm just saying a belly itcher's a pretty decent fallback option.

Sometimes I start to think I won't have the time to read the entire internet.

It's kind of sad that we're a decade and a half into this and 99% of all web design "portfolios" are just screenshots of home pages.

Being left to fend for myself for dinner is always an agonizing test to find out if I'm hungrier or lazier.

Always give attribution, even when it's not requested. Honesty and curation are arts equal to creation.

Someone please favorite this.

Why do companies constantly RT anything anyone says that's nice about them? I get it - you're great. *That's why I'm following you.*

Any WordPress devs looking for a pretty straightforward project? I gots one if you're good.

Nacho Picasso = OFWGKTA with better flow & Blue Sky Black Death production? Yes please. http://t.co/cTQARbPq

If you RT this, I will retweet a tweet of your choosing.

"This is my jam!" - guy who's overprotective of his sandwich ingredients

Ahhaha RT @turoczy Wait. The Chicago team is named after something that destroyed the city? That's like naming the Timbers the Hipsters.

Change "Frequently-Asked Questions" to "Questions Our Site Frequently Fails to Answer"

I don't know why I even bother having a music collection when there's Blue Sky Black Death. It's all I'll ever need.

Dabbing a slice of pizza with a napkin is a great way to soak up my disgust and remove yourself from my social life.