SimoLittlefield

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Why did David Cameron cross the road? He has no idea, it wasn't his fault, and he's just as appalled as the rest of us.
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Six months for stealing water, four years for failing to incite a riot... Imagine what you'd get for hacking thousands of phones!
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I know who I'll be voting for at the next election - the Norwegian prime minister.
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For £250,000 you can have dinner with David Cameron at Number 10. For £500,000 you can help him smash up his dining room afterwards.
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Looks like a big wedding on TV. I think David Cameron is marrying a bank.
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Even Nick Clegg's imaginary friend thinks he's a ****.
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BREAKING: Tesco Death Star Built By Unemployed
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@fionalaird George Osborne's emotions are now handled by a private company at great cost to the taxpayer.
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Hahaha haha ha haha / Hahaha haha ha haha / Hahaha haha ha haha / Hahaha haha ha haha / Happy Birthday @SteveReich
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Medeski, Martin & Wood forment en quelque sorte la dream team du jazz avant gardiste New-Yorkais. http://t.co/mP57IBF
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An open letter to David Cameron's parents from @Natt. Brilliant. http://t.co/MBwSvUw
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Everyone's a critic - the cat is asleep on draft 8 of my play.
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Just been downstairs and caught the cat watching the royal wedding. What a betrayal. And after I'd lined her litter tray with a Union Jack.
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I've just applied for a super-injunction to prevent any mention of the royal wedding.
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@megatonlove Nice pic. Am working on a bad bilingual pun about arbre-ing criminals. It's not finished yet.
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A letter is an email which has had all its electricity removed.
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@Gary_Bainbridge Telecaster? No, she got the job on Kojak of her own accord.
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The Tories: putting the "n" into "cuts".
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Mement... Oh, what's it called?! #amnesiamovies
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