Thinking about the finalized Google-Motorola deal calls to mind Alan Kay bit: "If you're really serious about software, make hardware."

Thick as thieves, both Facebook and the bankers: http://t.co/r0FFfY8X

"A million guys walk into a Silicon Valley bar. None of them buy anything. The bar is declared a rousing success." http://t.co/Nf7caVzL

Google Knowledge Graph: Search results now with some conclusions.

80's G.I.Joe made NATO seem pretty bad ass. In reality, not so much.

Dogs are man's best friend because you have to be tight with someone to let them shit in the living room and continue to stay with you.

sudo water plants

Been a long time, shouldn't have left you, without doing dinner alfresco.

@gneicco there's only one I in teamphemism.

But how does the software make you feel?

Bono's investment firm, Elevation Partners, are also now Facebook billionaires in case you needed another reason to hate Bono or Facebook.

For some, the expression, "go soak your head," is just a more straightforward way saying, "whatever floats your boat."

The hottest site on silicone valley: nudes dot ycombinator dot com

Smashing Pumpkins, "Disarm," but performed in sign language.

Throughput is roughly 1 baud, when the participants don't make any mistakes, or get bored and wander off. http://t.co/tYjlBPNN

A rousing and totally inappropriate game of "that's what she said" with kids too young to know what it means.

People are what, 50 trillion synapses a head?

@woodyennui stay comfortable, my friend.

♪ Let's play Twister, let's play Risk. ♪

@woodyennui still thinking about this one