Every time @MintyMat gets a mention his phone makes a noise. I think he will forget the Christmas pudding. Retweet to remind him for me? X X

Know what will rise due to cuts? Crime. If you cut youth service, connexions, adult mental health and social services, EMA, & recreation.

I expect you'd be a bit annoyed if you paid I to a pension scheme for 40 years and then found out the money had been spent on wars.

Well I hope Boris can #banter all those children out of poverty and not fuck up the Olympics.

You mean a curfew for other people don't you? You should be able to go to a club or a gig or a house party late but not poor people.

Why is everyone so surprised that the Tories gave all their toff friends new years honours? Do they normally give them to nurses & firemen?

The moral decay of our society is as bad at the top as the bottom – Telegraph Blogs http://t.co/5m82jos <whoa! Brave for Telegraph!

“@falseecon: Tomorrow's YouGov poll will show 52% back aims of #26march to 32% against (via @NigelStanley)” <more than voted for this govt.

39 weeks a year we have the kids you call scum, feral, and racist terms in class. We manage without watercanons by building relationships.

Please try to avoid mentioning @mintymat. He has his phone set up to make a bird noise every time his name comes up on Twitter.

Can I get a retweet? I'm a huge fan!

If you aren't sure who to vote for, think about punishment an idiot 14 yr old should get for stealing sweets. If it's death you're a Tory.

In secondary school we have to prepare kids for the workplace. Have to learn to follow instructions without threat of violence.

Police tell of life during riots: fatigue and hunger under hail of missiles http://t.co/c10P6X4 via @guardian

Look at the language you are using to describe the teenagers committing these crimes and think about why they feel free to wreck the place.

Is there ANYONE on Twitter without a cat? (we have a cat) please RT.

Childless? Simulate parenthood by paying someone to get in your bed, kick you and shout things at you at various points in the night.

Feeling smug? Been somewhere boring? Racist? Why not update your Facebook status?

At this time of year try to think about people with real problems. Like the time I got milk in my iPhone and it cost £150. #milkyiphone

@itsmotherswork also cooking lessons at secondary are stressful for low income families- ingredients expensive and results not always edible