If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Socially awkward?
Anti-social?
Loner?

Welcome to twitter!

I can feel madness taking its toll


And i don't have exact change.

Even the word 'awkward' is awkward. I mean, look at it.

I know how you feel. I just don't care.

It's not weird, it's just twitter.

Twitter is a home for the emotionally shipwrecked. Welcome Aboard!

Where's the "that tweet just flew right over my head" button?

A retweet is like an *acid flashback.*

Don't you hate when someone is obviously talking about you, but the only thing you can actually hear clearly is your own name?

Your tweet just made me die a little inside.

"What in the fuck is THAT supposed to be?"


~me, looking at some of your avi's.

When you understand something perfectly until you have to explain it.

Twitter is the 1st thing that's ever made me feel accepted & part of something.

Thanks, everyone. xx

♬ ☜ Note to self.

Twitter: where ego-masturbation is the only action we get.

Anyone else feel like they didn't get the script for their life, & they suck at ad-libbing?

I'm not weird...


I'm a Limited Edition. ;)

Pro tip: Flu shots are NOT the same thing as Jello shots.



trust me on this.

Is anemia supposed to make you feel stoned? I don't drink or use drugs, so...



Hey, wait, where are you going? Guys..? Guys! Hello?