Why is it so easy to make things difficult?

We cannot,
and we will not negotiate with therapists.

Dear good-looking guy: When our eyes accidentally met, I wished I wasn't stuffing my face with a giant Cornish pasty.

Whenever I see a young person driving a luxury sports car, I can't help but admire the shiny silver spoon sticking out of his/her mouth.

One day you feel invincible;
another day, invisible.

Some of the most beautiful songs are composed by the most tormented souls.

All it takes is a tiny prick;
to deflate your rising balloon of enthusiasm.

I'm such an embarrassment: A 5-year-old reminded me the difference between a Pegasus & a Unicorn: One has wings, the other one's horny.

The washing machine was invented in time to stop women from building arm muscles strong enough to wring the necks of their uncaring spouses.

Sharp words are more lethal than the sharpest arrows.

They pierce the hearts easily, and not even the strongest of armors can stop them.

When I smell fresh roasting coffee in the morning, I smell fresh hope for humankind.

Don't hate me because I'm not your definition of beautiful.

I'm really sorry to come inside uninvited,
but you left your mind open.

Love makes hearts soar,
and sore.

One moment of madness is all it takes to make you realise;
what you have been missing out for most of your life.

The moral of Little Red Riding Hood is:
1) Never trust strangers;
2) Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human.

Guilt is the ultimate torture.

Everything happens for a ransom.

Why does everything have to be logical;

can't we just let it be magical?

Forget the bed of roses - I want to be laid down in a bed of creamy potato casserole.