I star you because you secretly made me smile or literally laugh out loud. I retweet you because people need to hear/read that more often.

#HowToMakeItInAmerica Be original. Never settle. Be humble. Always strive. Be grateful. #LifeLessons

Don't ever be scared of someone of intelligence. Be scared of those who don't know any better or refuse to learn.

White people were the first illegal immigrants to this country. Look how quiet the white people got in here. - Aries Spears #UglyTruth

You don't know your own power until you've met someone who's accepted you, lusted over you, but most importantly loved you, unconditionally.

People who get offended by profanity are probably the same people offended by real life.

Hey @CNN that was very rude of you cutting off that active duty member endorsing @RonPaul . Shame on you, guys. #tcot #tlot #iowa #gop2012

For every ungrateful "American", I'd like to replace them with a foreigner who WANTS to be in America. #BeGrateful #QuitComplaining

Opportunity doesn't knock at the door -- she answers when you knock.

Penetrating the body is easy...it's the mind and soul you have to penetrate first if you want the body forever. ;)

Ron Paul is like that parent that you've ignored in the past, but you come to find out they were right the whole time. #tlot #libertarian

For once, the Trending Topic has me smiling at: "President Paul" . #RonPaul #tlot #tcot #libertarian

If man was made before woman...that also means that a rough draft was made before the final masterpiece.

I see y'all beautiful, cute, and sexy women. Keep being that. Just don't forget about a sense of humor & intelligence! #FriendlyReminder

Your mission in life? Find someone who enjoys you enough to make you feel alive. After that, spread knowledge & happiness to others.

Also, ugly people complaining about their hair REALLY shouldn't be THAT concerned with their HAIR. How about that thing 2 inches from that?

Comedy would be better if George Carlin, Phil Hartman, and Greg Giraldo were still alive...but, instead we have the Kardashians' lives.

I love the fact that Ron Paul can speak his message of truth to the people WITHOUT a teleprompter. Try to do THAT, Obama. #tlot #libertarian

I know I'm not that funny, that's why I tweet a lot of life lessons. You can believe me or you can experience the pain, firsthand.

Don't call me a Republican OR Democrat. I am neither. Both are responsible for this national/international/economic mess we're in. #FACT