7 Ways to Ignite Fierce Loyalty in Your Community - my guest post for @ShellyKramer http://t.co/6KAgB0YP via @SarahRobinson

“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”
— Mark Twain

Reading About @MommyMusings' trip to Orlando http://su.pr/2wltmG

Facebook and MySpace to Make Joint Announcement on Thursday http://t.co/jSnJ9hv via @mashsocialmedia @mashable

You can tell a lot about someone's background when they dive for the floor when they hear the post office truck idling outside.

I hear.

Customers Complain On Twitter. Why Do 71% of Brands Ignore Them? http://t.co/fG5WQ34B via @tonia_ries

ATTENTION PLEASE: My mother is on YouTubej repeat, my mother is on YOUTUBE.

This is not a drill.

How the Nuyorican Poets Cafe Used Social Media Marketing to Double Annual Revenues – #RLTM ... http://twrt.me/qmi1s via @tonia_ries

No matter how I try to phrase what I'm experiencing, the punchline is that I'm watching BET.

It's a Code 10 man-down situation.

Why the password "this is fun" is 10 times more secure than "J4fS!2" http://t.co/yKQwAHQ

I got so much nothing done today. It was Legendary.

It's speakerphone.


Not, for example, shouterphone.

Or I magically can't hear your loud belch -erphone.

Incidentally.

40% of Tweets are pointless? 40% of people, meetngs, websites are pointless. BFD.

We choose the ones that aren't.

Why would I stop before I got enough?

This coffee is so good that the one guy who writes all that cool stuff about how good his coffee is would write something cool about it.

I will not be Manga-ed. You will look at my picture. You will LIKE it. that is all.

Today's dare: Turn off everything, go outside for 10 minutes & just think. WITHOUT your phone. They'll all wait. Yep, you're that important.

96 Free Professional Blog Topics http://t.co/U7KbGVE via @geoffliving. MUST READ whether you have a blog or not. #smb

Still working, Twitter. It's called an all nighter even though, for some reason, it always ends in daylight.

And sometimes, bloodshed.

BREAKING NEWS: All use of air quotes will immediately be followed by executions, starting at midnight. Just so you "know".