Rape jokes = never funny.

Reverse privilege and other phantoms from The Big White Book of Ghost Stories

Ungendered holes

Damages please haha RT @fantomaster: RT @SEOsherlock: Twitter finally admits 'unfollowing bug' http://t.co/UzS3Wzbj via Telegraph #sm

And squirrels are just sleek little rats with swagger :)

Beach Boys make more sense when you see that their music was written by a guy terrified to even get on the beach,aching&pressed up at window

Best hallowe'en avatar ever award goes to @MmeLaCrooz ! :D •••NSFW•••

And now, drained and scattered from this intense day of football, I think it is time for bed. Hala sleep!

Wow. Incredible.

ORCCCCCCCCGASM!!!

Oh land of beautiful mens' eyebrows, how I pine for thee #Portugal

Like our midfield and forwards :"(

Wtf twitter is not connecting properly

There may be a crime scene here at work if people don't start bugging off! Hello world :D

And thank you @nativerogue just for being you! :)

"1 thing we can all agree on"is that we don't need to be make our message appropriate to any country than our own.Because there is no other!

Earlier tonight I saw a guy with a Rainbow Dash window dangly ornament in his car.

End times.

@sushi_goat I have a soft spot for that name. And grouches too actually :)

MY CAT IS FREAKED OUTTTTT

Yes I see myself waving a cane at the tv in my old age...just seems to be happening a lot faster than hoped. "Discourse" my ass.