C++ beats C in performance, expressiveness, modularity, safety, portability. You should not use C anymore. — http://t.co/LCXrRdhe

@mongodb I thought you should know that the daemon process "mongod" literally means "my dildo" in French.

@gaitelyrique Si quelqu'un a enregistré les impros de Fuzati, je vous en supplie, RT le truc. Pour le bien de l'humanité.

"FRANCE JUST WON THE INTERNET" — http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/300000000

Being an artist is not a job. If you think you can't do it without the money, then don't do it.

Today is Towel Day, Geek Pride Day and Universal Day of the Jedi. THE WORLD IS OURS.

@atestu Oh, apparently someone put a name on your perfect match: http://t.co/NBwEID7L

I didn't check by myself, but I trust Wikipedia on this. This is completely insane. — http://t.co/0TlEH5OW

Now that's a robots exclusion file! — http://aerys.in/robots.txt

Make it work, then make it elegant, then make it fast.

I love line 14.

BECAUSE ROBOTS DON'T GO ON STRIKE.

Gérard Ducray, parlementaire au Conseil Constitutionnel, accusé de harcelement sexuel en 2010, a fait abroger la loi qui le dérangeait.

Croiser des gens dans un bar. Entendre "j'étais aux putes, y'avait du monde". Sourire.

C'est sûr qu'avec une image comme ça, je suis convaincu de la modernité de vos logiciels. — http://t.co/2VWdBKMg

Four minute on JavaScript's aberrations. — https://t.co/0avLoGj9 (and it's really funny).

OMG. What did I just watch?! —
http://t.co/n8qHxGSb

I can understand Dassault buying Exalead, but Netvibes…? What are you doing, seriously?

I'm wondering why no FPS is about alien attacking Earth, from the alien point of view. It would be awesome to destroy mankind.

May the 4th be with you. (Already? Seriously?!)

Michael Jackson is dead?!