Congratulations to Tunisians. I hope the US likes who you choose in your vote, or else your democracy will be labelled as terrorism.

An earthquake during Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah's speech, right when he threatened Tel Aviv. Looks like Hezbollah have stepped up their game.

Dear Somalia, please keep your hungry children quiet today. We are mourning the death of rich people. #Sep11

BREAKING: Martyrs up to 4 including a child, 15 injured in the shooting by #Israel army at #Golan borders. #Palestine #Syria #Naksa

At this point, I believe Lebanon was created purely so the rest of the world wouldn't get bored.

My friend called his family in #Homs yesterday. Asking about massacres, they start laughing. Him:"What happened?" Them: "Jazeera happened!"

He was killed. No, he was injured. No, he's been captured. Why do I have a feeling that Gaddafi wrote the news report himself? #Libya

A huge hurricane hitting Asia killed 13 and 100s missing. Media isn't interested because it's not NY and doesn't have a catchy name. #Irene

#Nasrallah: If #KhaderAdnan was Israeli, you'd see the world screaming, joined by Arabs. Our media is ignoring prisoners in #Palestine.

I think, therefore I am paranoid.

Sayyed #Nasrallah admits for the first time in public that #Hezbollah receives money, weapons and support from the Islamic rep of #Iran.

#Bahrain: More medical staff & teachers arrested and tortured. Saudi and Bahraini troops attack peaceful protests in several villages #Feb14

BREAKING: Group of Palestinian protesters cross the barb wires at #Golan borders and #Israel army shoots live fire. #Syria #Palestine #Naksa

So they ARE called riots after all. You know, unless they're in Tehran, then they're freedom fighters standing up to brutal regime. #UKriot

What's with the US and their "War on terrorism?" That's like fighting fire with flame throwers.

Thatcher's people say she won't be meeting with Sarah Palin. Meanwhile, Palin is wondering if the Iron Lady is related to Iron Man.

#Nasrallah: I was happy to hear Ban Ki Moon is worried because of #Hezbollah arms. We want him and the US to always be worried. #Lebanon

The US and Europe throw away 115 mil tons of food per year as garbage, yet send Angelina and Clooney to end hunger in Africa. Wrong trash.

Waiting for Syrian observatory to announce that Assad thugs attacked Hariri and broke his leg. Or that Hezbollah hired a tree in the Alps.

Guns don't kill people. #IsraelKills people.