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You know you're fucked when you give a speech and #Ceausescu starts trending #mubarak #jan25
Anarchism was invented in 2003 by the Canadian poet and composer Avril Lavigne #anarchistfacts
A black man is murdered and systematically denied justice for 18 years; a badly-worded tweet sounds mean to white people. Balance restored.
How to kill a liberal: 1. Dig a pit full of spikes in the exact centre of the room. 2. Stand to their left.
Fucking Twitter lefties. Last week you were all "hur hur privatise David Cameron hurrh". Now the government does and you're STILL not happy.
Thank fuck I'm a white man. I don't know how I'd ever strike the balance between wearing so much I get murdered and so little I get raped.
Man who eats God in biscuit form worried about gay and poly activists redefining 'normal'.
Oh dear. Looks like Nice Guy-cum-rape advocate Brian G has gone meme: http://t.co/9VOIGcYQ
People who support the #occupy movements occasionally damage property. People who oppose them occasionally run people over.
Calm down, your mum's still there. She's just hiding behind her own hands #TipsForBabies
Dear @Waterstones, congratulations on withdrawing from the government’s exploitative work experience scheme.
#BritainLoves sticking up for the underdog! Unless he's foreign. Or disabled. Or long-term unemployed. Or in anyway socially disadvantaged.
#ImSoMiddleClass I constantly make jokes about how #ImSoMiddleClass in the hope I'll feel less embarrassed that #ImSoMiddleClass
"Dear BBC, I've got some really bad news to bury. Could you distract Twitter with a cat or a bear or some sexism or something? Cheers, DC"
Anti-Semitism is the socialism of the stupid. Islamophobia is the feminism and LGBT solidarity of the stupid.
@TheNatFantastic Confusing hating porn and hating sex is like claiming you're a pacifist because you thought Black Hawk Down was shite.
Some self-appointed "infidel" tosspot took #creepingsharia seriously so I got him to retwit the plot of Four Lions http://t.co/omy4Ot2S